A stroke of good luck

A stroke of good luckLarry wakes up with a huge hangover. He 1/2 opens his eyes, and the firstthing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the sideable.He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.He looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless,clean.So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note onthe table, "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.Love you."So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast andthe morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Larry asks,"Son, what happened last night?"His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Brokesome furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye whenyou stumbled into the door."Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, andbreakfast is on the table waiting for me?His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when shetried to take your pants off you said, 'Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!'"