[ funny jokes ] Various Laws ........................ (A practical scene.....)

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to movefaster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engagedtone.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nosewill begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessiblecorner.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had aflat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases whenyou are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work,it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to thereach.THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss willask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.