a psychiatrist is a person who gives you an expensive advise where you can get them free from your wife.....n silly to say that its kinda true...although i'm not yet married...lol......

people tend to forget what we told them to do everytime we tell them not to....hehe...juz came out with this one

marooned

I'm marooned.............................................................

whats good?

hoooooo......
actually yesterday was my first time drink those chinese tea so called herb tea..hehe...actually it was to good to be true that this tea actually really soooweeeeeetttt....herb means medicion and its shouldnt be sweet and lovable...hehe...and sure in that case if all chinese herbs are sweet, sure i will take them as a food supplement for me....do try them...

waa~~

miss my family~~~~~
huhu....muu..(do i sound like a cow...hehe)
miss u bapak
miss u ummi
miss u nor
miss u nurul
miss u irah
miss u faris
miss u hassan
miss u yaseer
miss u hakeem
miss u bubu
waa~~~

sweet.... =)

When we HONESTLY ask ourselvesWhich PERSON in our livesMeans the most us,We OFTEN find that it is those who,Instead of giving much ADVISE,SOLUTION, or CURES,Have chosen rather to SHARE our PAINAnd TOUCH our WOUNDSWith a GENTLE and TENDER handThe FRIEND who can be SILENT with usIn a MOMENT of DESPAIR or CONFUSION,Who can STAY with us,In an hour of GRIEF and BEREAVEMENT,Who can TOLERATE and KNOWING,NOT CURING,NOT HEALING and face with usThe REALITY of our POWERLESSNESSThat is a FRIEND who CARES…

A stroke of good luck

A stroke of good luckLarry wakes up with a huge hangover. He 1/2 opens his eyes, and the firstthing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the sideable.He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.He looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless,clean.So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note onthe table, "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.Love you."So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast andthe morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Larry asks,"Son, what happened last night?"His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Brokesome furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye whenyou stumbled into the door."Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, andbreakfast is on the table waiting for me?His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when shetried to take your pants off you said, 'Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!'"

[ funny jokes ] Various Laws ........................ (A practical scene.....)

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to movefaster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engagedtone.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nosewill begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessiblecorner.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had aflat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases whenyou are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work,it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to thereach.THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss willask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

thermodynamics???

i've been askin this once...with my seniors...whats actually thermodynamics subject is all about..
hmmm...it keeps him a long thought before he suddenly came with this unexpected answer...he answer me in a serious manner...hmm...thermodynamics is actually a subject where during lectures they teach you different things and ask you different things during test....hehehehe.....sure ,i'll use the same answer if my junior ask me the same questions...hehe